a collection of various interesting things i enjoy, that are often hard or impossible to find at their original spots! read on to find out how much of a digital pack rat i am
i'm obsessed with this little scooter, so much so that i bought one of its spiritual successor, the motocompacto. a few years ago i found this paper model of it, but unfortunately the original site doesn't have it anymore, and neither does any site i could find! thankfully i still had the relevant files on an old laptop, not to mention they're probably up on archive.org as well. the instructions are a bit goofy, probably using ancient google translate, so i'll probably update them with proper english sometime
hoo boy. this one is a doozy.
in 2008 or so, a bunch of people on the Internets smashed their heads together and made an idea of a horrible game - crab nicholson extr... yeah the full name is right there just read it. eventually, one Orteil, the guy who made cookie clicker, turned it into a real text adventure game based on the absolute nonsense prompts people made up for it, and of course the wonderful em essex made a couple songs for it. development of the game stopped in 2011, and while a second team seemed to pick up the game i haven't been able to find any builds from them. the latest version i've been able to find is v0.0052. fair warning - there is a decent amount of vulgarity here, including racial slurs. early 2000s humor i suppose
yes. i know this is an executable. yes. it probably got flagged by your browser and/or antivirus. it's not my fault you dork. if you REALLY don't trust a deer on the internet then... well that makes sense honestly, but feel free to use virustotal to make sure it's not going to give you computer aids. if you care, the sha256sum is 18a6ce6b433e2f03dcab01891adf20749cd50616804a68d7bc9f831ecce04b31